Fortunately Joey was delighted by this as she had found it impossible to buy lime green sheets!

Unfortunately Jack's shirts also turned lime-green, which caused consternation at the San

Fortunately, the lime green shirts were ideal costumes for the next school play - which Joey had just finished writing.

Unfortunately no one, apart from Biddy, was interested in a play that only featured leprechauns.

Fortunately Matey had a large selection of dyes, and found a bright scarlet one, which she used to transform them, making them ideal for wearing worn while singing The Red Sarafan

Unfortunately, since Robin had already left the Chalet School, no one could remember the words properly.

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''He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." Jim Elliot

Fortunately, some of the more creative middles were happy to cobble something together.

Unfortunately, the Russian ambassador was visiting the san and dropped in on the rendition. He took grave umbrage at the Middles's cobbling.

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Cestina's dolls houses - Bear necessities...

Fortunately they has a recording of Robin singing The Red Sarafan, which delighted him when he heard it

Unfortunately he insisted on hearing it about 10 times, till they were all heartily sick of hearing it

Fortunately they also had a recording of Joey singing Brittany so they played that too

Unfortunately half way through the gramophone needle stuck and the words went on and on in an endless loop

Fortunately, there was a power cut, so Joey was cut off in mid stream.

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''He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." Jim Elliot

Unfortunately she suddenly appeared in person and continued the song!

Fortunately, the fire alarm went off and drowned her out.

Unfortunatelt the Fire Brigade appeared and accidentally tirned a hose on Joey