Fortunately Matey hapened to be at the San and made them all have hot baths and sent them to bed with hot milk

unfortunately, it turned out the milk was off

Fortunately, none of the doctors had had any intention of drinking it

Unfortunately Matey had the firm intention that they would each swallow every single drop.

Fortunately when she nipped out to fetch more milk, they quickly laced their portions with schnapps from their hip flasks which she had not noticed

Unfortunately Matey was one step ahead of them and had replaced the schnapps in the hip flasks with water.

Fortunately, she missed the big bottle in a desk drawer so they were able to add schnapps anyway.

Unfortunately several of them added a little too much, and Matey appeared suddenly to find them happlly singing rather loudly

Fortunately, she knew all the words to "Eskimo Nell", so she was able to sing along with them.

Unfortunately this shocked them so much that they all stopped singing, leaving her singing a solo

Fortunately she had a superb voice

Unfortunately this made Joey very jealous as her "golden voice" was being overshadowed once people discovered Matey's previously hidden talent.

Fortunately they could both have solo parts in the next concert

Unfortunately the prefects had plans to turn it into a heavy rock concert.

Fortunately Hilda vetoed this idea and they had to settle for something much quieter

Unfortunately the prefects were so angry they refused to take part

fortunately the middles had been rehearsing in secret

Unfortunately they were heavily into rap.

fortunately non of the staff knew what rap was

Unfortunately nobody told them