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Author:  ivohenry [ 31 Aug 2021, 18:26 ]
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Fortunately the first load of washing was all underclothes, so it didn’t matter that all turned quite a. delicate shade of lime green which was quite a change from white which was standard uniform

Author:  Merlot [ 14 Sep 2021, 16:18 ]
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unfortunately no saw one of the middles slip in and put all the blouses in to wash

Author:  ivohenry [ 14 Sep 2021, 20:31 ]
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Fortunately she pushed so many in that the machine stopped and Matey discovered the problem and was able to drag all the blouses out before they had time to turn green.

Author:  Merlot [ 22 Sep 2021, 17:06 ]
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unfortunately, when she examined them closely, many of them had green streaks

Author:  ivohenry [ 22 Sep 2021, 18:57 ]
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Fortunately these turned out to be neat green stripes, so were acceptable for wearing with one of their own skirts on Saturday evenings.

Author:  ivohenry [ 23 Oct 2021, 11:40 ]
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Unfortunately some of the owners of the green striped blouses didn’t like the particular shade of lime green, so they refused to wear them.

Author:  Miles [ 20 Nov 2021, 20:42 ]
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Fortunately their lime green musings were disregarded by Madge who promptly signed a sponsorship deal with Pacers mint sweets and a twin-team partnership with Celtic FC.

Author:  ivohenry [ 02 Dec 2021, 17:16 ]
Post subject:  Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately 3

Unfortunately all the Scots girls at the school supported Rangers not Celtic and were not happy about this

Author:  ivohenry [ 14 Feb 2022, 13:25 ]
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Fortunately a decision was made that new school uniform blouses should be pink striped, so all those with lime green markings were bundled up and sent to an orphanage nearby

Author:  exile [ 14 Feb 2022, 19:37 ]
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Unfortunately not even the orphanage was that desperate

Author:  Annied [ 15 Feb 2022, 00:46 ]
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Fortunately they happened to be very short of dusters.

Author:  ivohenry [ 15 Feb 2022, 12:01 ]
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Unfortunately the material wasn’t much use for dusters so dusting was reduced to once a week, and then only in the most obvious places.

Author:  Merlot [ 17 Feb 2022, 12:59 ]
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fortunately a rag & bone man appeared and agreed to take all the dusters for a small consideration

Author:  ivohenry [ 20 Feb 2022, 16:10 ]
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Unfortunately the “small consideration” wasn’t enough to buy new dusters so the place got dustier and dustier.

Author:  exile [ 20 Feb 2022, 21:05 ]
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Fortunately Joey wasn't put off and still brought Bruno for a morale raising visit.

Author:  ivohenry [ 20 Feb 2022, 23:26 ]
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Unfortunately the orphanage cat took a dislike to having its territory invaded by a dog, and spitting and growling, claws at the ready it leapt forward and attacked the intruder, who hid behind Joey howling in terror.

Author:  Joanne [ 02 May 2022, 22:59 ]
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Fortunately, Joey's earphones made her look like an unusual large-eared animal, which scared the cat

Author:  ivohenry [ 21 May 2022, 12:49 ]
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Unfortunately the cat called for reinforcements and its kittens ran in and jumped on Joey’s shoulders and clawed at her earphones

Author:  Merlot [ 23 May 2022, 17:53 ]
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fortunately it turned out that Joey had been using false earphones for some years and as the kittens clawed at them they fell off

Author:  ivohenry [ 23 May 2022, 19:01 ]
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Unfortunately this made her look so different that Bruno howled long and loud till he was dragged away

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