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Author:  fraujackson [ 30 Aug 2016, 14:52 ]
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fortunately there was a power cut, so she saw nothing.

Author:  ivohenry [ 30 Aug 2016, 15:58 ]
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Unfortunately the "power cut" turned out have been caused by Emerence flipping the fuse, and she was given a heavy punishment

Author:  fraujackson [ 31 Aug 2016, 10:15 ]
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Fortunately her friends were on hand to plead for leniency on her behalf

Author:  exile [ 31 Aug 2016, 18:42 ]
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Unfortunately Matey was unmoved by their pleas

Author:  ivohenry [ 31 Aug 2016, 21:32 ]
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Fortunately she had run out of sheets that needed sides-to-middling, so they only had to write lines

Author:  fraujackson [ 01 Sep 2016, 08:31 ]
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Unfortunately they were very long lines and had to be written incredibly neatly

Author:  ivohenry [ 02 Sep 2016, 11:18 ]
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Fortunately they had illegal access to Rosalie's very advanced (much ahead of its time!) computer so once they'd written it once they could produce multiple copies, which Matey believed they'd handwritten as she'd never seen what a computer could do!

Author:  fraujackson [ 03 Sep 2016, 09:23 ]
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Unfortunately a bug in the program had produced and unfortunate grammar error which Hilda DID notice

Author:  ivohenry [ 05 Sep 2016, 10:41 ]
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Fortunately it produced a very funny mistake which made her laugh so much that she didn't punish them further.

Author:  fraujackson [ 05 Sep 2016, 13:07 ]
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unfortunately she laughed so hard it gave her hiccups

Author:  Lottie [ 05 Sep 2016, 13:30 ]
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Fortunately a new Dutch girl recited a rhyme for Hilda to repeat so the hiccups stopped.

Author:  fraujackson [ 05 Sep 2016, 14:03 ]
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unfortunately it was in Dutch and nobody understood a word

Author:  Lottie [ 05 Sep 2016, 14:14 ]
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Fortunately not understanding didn't matter because the concentration on the unfamiliar words is what helps the hiccups to go.

Author:  ivohenry [ 05 Sep 2016, 21:32 ]
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Unfortunately the attack of hiccups caused a sneezing fit, so violent that Hilda lost one of her contact lenses and the secret of why she never needed glasses was revealed

Author:  ivohenry [ 18 Sep 2016, 17:17 ]
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Fortunately as she had turned round, no-one realised what had happened so she could pick it up and hide it

Author:  AnneM [ 20 Sep 2016, 10:16 ]
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Unfortunately Minette came in, started playing with it and scratched it with her claws.

Author:  ivohenry [ 20 Sep 2016, 10:19 ]
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Fortunately Hilda had spares, so she went to a drawer to get one

Author:  fraujackson [ 20 Sep 2016, 18:17 ]
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Unfortunately her hankies were untidy and Matey saw this.

Author:  ivohenry [ 20 Sep 2016, 18:23 ]
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Fortunately Matey was so distracted by the daintily embroidered limegreen ones that she failed to reprimand Hilda for the state of her handkerchief drawer

Author:  AnneM [ 21 Sep 2016, 10:17 ]
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Unfortunately the handkerchiefs didn't quite cover up the hip flask hidden beneath them.

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