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Author:  ivohenry [ 05 Mar 2017, 00:00 ]
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Fortunately it was empty and engraved with a monogram so Matey assumed it was a family heirloom and no longer used for its original purpose

Author:  ivohenry [ 03 Mar 2018, 18:57 ]
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Unfortunately next time Matry found it, Hilda had refilled it

Author:  cestina [ 04 Mar 2018, 00:55 ]
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Fortunately it was filled with slivovice which Matey detested so she replaced it intact

Author:  ivohenry [ 04 Mar 2018, 17:54 ]
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Unfortunately the next person to find it was Nell, who did not dislike it!

Author:  cestina [ 05 Mar 2018, 22:24 ]
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Fortunately there was a bumper crop of plums that year so many more bottles could be produced at the local distillery

Author:  cal562301 [ 06 Mar 2018, 13:13 ]
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Unfortunately, some of it found its way to Freudesheim.

Author:  cestina [ 06 Mar 2018, 13:46 ]
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Fortunately Anna seized on it with triumph and laid down several bottles with whole plums in so that she could indulge in the winter months....

Author:  ivohenry [ 06 Mar 2018, 16:41 ]
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Unfortunately in the next school holidays Mike found Anna's secret stash and shared it with the rrst of the boys

Author:  exile [ 06 Mar 2018, 17:27 ]
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Fortunately, by the time that Joey got home, they were in a drunken slumber and she remarked on how quiet they were.

Author:  ivohenry [ 06 Mar 2018, 17:57 ]
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Unfortunately Jack recognised the cause of their silence and administered a very nasty tasting medicine and sent them all to bed with cups of hot milk.

Author:  chattie [ 07 Mar 2018, 13:39 ]
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Fortunately Jack also recognised that slivovice was therefore a useful alternative for dosing Joey when he needed to quieten her down.

Author:  AnneM [ 12 Mar 2018, 15:45 ]
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Unfortunately, Bruno managed to get hold of some and, after bouncing round the entire house 21 times at top speed, proceeded to bark all night.

Author:  ivohenry [ 12 Mar 2018, 16:57 ]
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Fortunately Jack had a good supply of earplugs which he distributed to all the family so they all got a good night's sleep

Author:  exile [ 12 Mar 2018, 20:21 ]
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Unfortunately the barking was so loud that it kept the school awake all night

Author:  ivohenry [ 14 Mar 2018, 22:21 ]
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Fortunately this made the Middles so tired they didn't play the trick they had planned for thrir cookery lesson

Author:  cestina [ 15 Mar 2018, 00:14 ]
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Unfortunately, since the trick had involved some bottles of slivovice, the school were deprived of a wonderful experience...

Author:  exile [ 15 Mar 2018, 09:50 ]
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Fortunately the middles were undaunted and planned to play the trick during their next cookery lesson.

Author:  chattie [ 15 Mar 2018, 18:17 ]
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Unfortunately for them it snowed so their cookery lesson was cancelled in favour of skiing and tobogganing

Author:  cal562301 [ 16 Mar 2018, 13:39 ]
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Fortunately, they discovered that slivovice was an excellent lubricant for toboggan runners.

(Is that what they call them? I think that's the term from my sledging childhood!)

Author:  cestina [ 17 Mar 2018, 14:09 ]
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Unfortunately the alcohol in the sliviovice melted the snow and so the toboggans came to a sudden halt....

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