Well, the old thread was locked. These were the last four contributions

Prospective pupils in a shower
Of snow causing them to
Be still, grey and to
all appearances dead, so it's



with heavy heart that we

Enter tier 4 at midnight

Until a San-produced vaccine

Has been tested on Bruno

but the first batch turned

him lime-green, and when Joey

mixed up cleaning powder with

distilled vinegar he fizzed and

Bubbled and have a mighty

Shake and a tail wag

Before bursting into song with

The Red Sarafan with accompanying

Middles which cured everyone of

Their fidgets, but produced ear- splitting

feedback from his inbuilt microphone

which connected with Joey's earphones

and caused a shortage in

between hairpins, so sparks flew

as far as the Auberge

So the school"s safety record