Dear Jr Dr,
The traditional remedy for these cases is to make yourself objectionable to the unmarried sister of the owner of the medical facility at which point she will be removed to India and you will be left in peace.
Should there be no unmarried sister, you could try cosying up to both the head of the medical facility and his wife. Objectionable as though this may be in the short-term, it will allow you all the time you want to pursue research as the couple concerned try to outmanoeuvre each other and, ultimately, a significant pay-off and transfer to the major research facility of your choice arranged by
Sir James the Human Resources Department.
We do not advise turning to the pleasures of the Casino as a solution
Where are the lavatories?
Desperate of IVb