Fortunately the first load of washing was all underclothes, so it didn’t matter that all turned quite a. delicate shade of lime green which was quite a change from white which was standard uniform

unfortunately no saw one of the middles slip in and put all the blouses in to wash

Fortunately she pushed so many in that the machine stopped and Matey discovered the problem and was able to drag all the blouses out before they had time to turn green.

unfortunately, when she examined them closely, many of them had green streaks

Fortunately these turned out to be neat green stripes, so were acceptable for wearing with one of their own skirts on Saturday evenings.

Unfortunately some of the owners of the green striped blouses didn’t like the particular shade of lime green, so they refused to wear them.

Fortunately their lime green musings were disregarded by Madge who promptly signed a sponsorship deal with Pacers mint sweets and a twin-team partnership with Celtic FC.

Unfortunately all the Scots girls at the school supported Rangers not Celtic and were not happy about this